i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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