Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
don't judge my taste in strippers
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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