Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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