At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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