I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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