Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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