I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
