what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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