new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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