I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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