you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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