If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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