I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
is it fun? or sober?
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