i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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