do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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