I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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