Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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