I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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