we have pet lesbian snakes
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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