I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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