well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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