it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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