Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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