I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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