You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
