"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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