is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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