Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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