Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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