and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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