Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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