The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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