just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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