this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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