real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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