honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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