She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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