I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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