she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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