and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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