so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
be right there i have to get my cape
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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