it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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