Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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