I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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