I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
