i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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