This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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