Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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