Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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