I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
