Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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