Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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